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Meet Jared Gobler. Yes, that's a real last name. No, he won't stop being proud of it. He gobbles and he's absolutely fine with it.

Meet Him
Jared Gobler, the man, the myth, the gobble
Jared Gobler🏆
About

Meet the Gobler

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The Name

Born Gobler. Named Gobler. Embracing Gobler fully since day one. Zero remorse.

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The Greet

Goes out to every room like he owns it. The gobble precedes him, and honestly? It should.

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The Vibe

Autumn-core, but make it loud. A Thanksgiving float that never left the parade.

Verified*

Gobble Stats

1,482

Gobbles this season

9.4s

Avg. gobble duration

0

Times corrected

100%

Unapologetic

*All stats measured by the Gobler himself. Peer review pending.